Rachael Ray Will Peddle Your Goods!

From the Banterist, Brian Sack, comes a pre-prepared contract for anything you might desire Rachael Ray to endorse, including tripe, dog food, and EVOO, for whatever amount of money you deem fair. Don't worry, she'll provide a life-size cardboard cut-out in return for promotional purpose.

Haha. Thanks to Sack for creating what we were all already thinking about the Queen of the snack aisle.

The Banterist